Volume 4 : Toronto Party Scene ([info]beingloud) wrote,
@ 2005-08-16 00:15:00
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Current mood: nauseated

What the fuck.
Okay, some guy just called me, from a 703 number. This is how the conversation went.

"Hello?"
"Yeah, is this Alexis?"
"Yeah. Who's this?"
"This is John, I'm Kevin's friend. I'm 43 years old and I was thinking of picking you up and taking us to go get some beers, get drunk, then do it."
"Uhh...."
"Nah just playing, I'm nineteen. But seriously, Kevin says you're a big slut. So come over here, I have some beer and I can stick my stick in you."
"No...I think you have the wrong person. I'm a virgin"
"Oh shit, really? Cause Kevin gave me the impression that you had done it. Cause this is Alexis, right? Alexis Krueger? This can't be the wrong person if I know your last name, and your phone number."
"This is Alexis but as I said, I'm still a virgin."
"Well by the time the night's over you would have done it (he laughs)"
"(I laugh quietly)"
"What the fuck are you laughing at? Do I look like a fucking clown I'm not kidding, I haven't done it in two weeks I need to DOO IT. So get over here, bitch."
"No I'm busy, sorry. (I hang up)"

Kevin is SCREWED.


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nerd power against goth twats
[info]diin
2005-08-16 06:23 pm UTC (link)
zzzzzz.. kroh. huh? oh.

When I preached did you think that you were one of the angels in the cloud?

The tradegy of romantic love monopoly. Women will never realize that intelligent perk doesn't go together with good looking&rich... Or they simply don't care.

Kevin is using you. You are her warm paper. All guys who use drugs, beat, bully, cause trouble are icons for women. These guys are spoiled. they are sociopaths. They know how to use the formula of emotions to get what they want. They have no moral. They have no regret. Don't complain because you get what you order: A-B-U-S-E.

ah, material.

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Re: nerd power against goth twats
[info]beingloud
2005-08-16 09:58 pm UTC (link)
I should have hung up on him the moment he said he wanted sex, cause that's disgusting and crude and why would I even want to continue my conversation with him.

And yeah, you're right.

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[info]voodoo_child373
2005-08-16 06:40 pm UTC (link)
um, which kevin? hahaha, i just thought of something, have some guy call him up and go like who the fuck do you think you are saying that to my daughter, if you EVER talk to her again, im gonna come over to your house and gut you like a fucking animal, got that you little shithead? but yeah, the guy would technically be raping you cause your a minor.

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[info]beingloud
2005-08-16 09:57 pm UTC (link)
I didn't ask which Kevin, but since I only know one, I would assume Kevin Privott.

And ah! That's a great idea.

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[info]yesterdaysrose
2005-08-16 10:36 pm UTC (link)
WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. That is just wrong on so many levels. Oh my god, I fucking hate everyone. This seriously happened? Holy shit. Sock Kevin in the fucking face. OH MY GOD I HATE PEOPLE, ALEXIS.

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[info]beingloud
2005-08-16 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Yay a good response! That's kind of how I felt, except he said some other shit I didn't want to put on here that was COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DEGRADING/HORRIBLE.

And yes Kevin is dead unless he has a perfectly perfect excuse for what happened.

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[info]voodoo_child373
2005-08-17 03:32 pm UTC (link)
um, could you tell me the other stuff that he said, that way if call him up, i have more stuff to yell at him about

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[info]beingloud
2005-08-17 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Well that's IF we hang out, which we might not do cause you're dumb and I'm leaving for the beach Friday morning.

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[info]yesterdaysrose
2005-08-18 01:17 pm UTC (link)
You're going to the beach? Damn you, Alexis. You've done everything this summer.

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[info]beingloud
2005-08-19 01:36 am UTC (link)
Muah HAHAHAHA!

But you've been going to concerts and such, haven't you? I thought that's what you had been doing.

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[info]yesterdaysrose
2005-08-19 02:06 am UTC (link)
ONE concert. And that was with Sneaky Ian.

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[info]bleed4days
2005-08-16 10:55 pm UTC (link)
dear God. what the fuck was that all about? i thought that you said he was a "good kid". i couldnt get my locker open because i forgot the combo and my phone was in there, thats why i didnt answer you

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[info]beingloud
2005-08-16 11:15 pm UTC (link)
No such thing as a good kid anymore, I s'pose.

And it's quite alright, I can talk to you tomorrow.

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[info]cerebral_lies
2005-08-17 09:50 pm UTC (link)
you and elle should jump his stupid ass. what a dickwad. and beat kevin up too. drug them up on benadryl and get them together naked then take polaroids and hang them up at school. like on that one movie. what creeps

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[info]beingloud
2005-08-17 10:30 pm UTC (link)
AHAHAHAHA.

Yes. I'm doing that.

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