What the fuck. [16 Aug 2005|12:15am] [ mood | nauseated ] Okay, some guy just called me, from a 703 number. This is how the conversation went. "Hello?" "Yeah, is this Alexis?" "Yeah. Who's this?" "This is John, I'm Kevin's friend. I'm 43 years old and I was thinking of picking you up and taking us to go get some beers, get drunk, then do it." "Uhh...." "Nah just playing, I'm nineteen. But seriously, Kevin says you're a big slut. So come over here, I have some beer and I can stick my stick in you." "No...I think you have the wrong person. I'm a virgin" "Oh shit, really? Cause Kevin gave me the impression that you had done it. Cause this is Alexis, right? Alexis Krueger? This can't be the wrong person if I know your last name, and your phone number." "This is Alexis but as I said, I'm still a virgin." "Well by the time the night's over you would have done it (he laughs)" "(I laugh quietly)" "What the fuck are you laughing at? Do I look like a fucking clown I'm not kidding, I haven't done it in two weeks I need to DOO IT. So get over here, bitch." "No I'm busy, sorry. (I hang up)" Kevin is SCREWED. 15 comments|post comment

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